tl_dr
Assholo Perineus
too
long
didn't
read
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...
Strideo
it's
what
noobtards
write
in
response
to
anything
longer
than
three
sentences
when
they're
too
lazy
to
read
a
post
in
a
web
forum
but
they
still
want
to
make
a
response
and
be
seen
by
all
the
other
noobtards.
...
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stork daddy
FRAT
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Assholo Perineus
the
most
appropriate
derisive
response
to
a
pile
of
endlessly
repeated
and
overly
voluminous
crap
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Strideo
it's
only
an
appropriate
response
if
you
wish
to
appear
lazy
and
stupid
.
...
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the mean old pooplog
so
then
,
are
you
defending
our
newest
source
of
spam
?
even
the
folks
at
everything2
replaced
the
endless
re
-hashings
with
a
link
to
the
definition
of
tl:dr
by
the
time
what's
-his-head
actually
perfects
his
manifesto
or
whatever
the
hell
it
is
supposed
to
be
,
he
will
have
become
like
some
perverse
cross
between
chrity
and
kx21
with
his
neverending
iterations
of
self
-indulgent
drivel
piled
up
like
mountains
of
cordwood
why
should
i
waste
more
data
-storage
space
,
bandwidth
or
good
words
to
express
my
disdain
for
it
?
lemme
guess
,
someone
somewhere
dismissed
one
of
your
utterances
in
like
fashion
and
now
anyone
who
uses
it
is
a
lazy
bastard
...ami
in
the
ballpark?
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...
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if
you
are
going
to
express
disdain
then
do
so
.
if
you
are
basically
saying
"
Gee
whiz
golly,
that's
just
too
gosh
darn
long
for
me
to
read
"
then
shut
up
until
you
have
something
meaningful
to
contribute
unless
you
just
want
to
come
off
as
a
nitwit.
if
something
is
just
too
meaningless
and
needlessly
redundant
to
bother
reading
all
of
then
maybe
say
something
that
addresses
that
particular
aspect
of
what
you
are
criticizing.
so
am
I
defending
our
newest
source
of
spam
?
if
you
think
my
opinion
in
this
matter
somehow
serves
to
defend
spam
then
your
reasoning
here
is
severely
flawed
: "tl:dr"
IS
spam
.
...
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...
proktologia
all
the
same
,
it
is
direct
and
to
the
point
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Caroline 452
Infinite
Jest
http
://blather.newdream.net/d/david_foster_wallace.html
tl/dr
(
kidding
.
i
read
all
zillion
pages
of
it
.)
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