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daf 1. 20 Class A Cigarettes
2. 2 Kit Kat Candy Bars
3. Half a cup of Kitty Litter
4. 500 red ants
5. All of the knowledge I have.
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thegetfrickedmurs or.....

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one of the pic n mix cups
which you can cram full of sweets for £1.99.

which you could maybe take around the store, trying to cram as much as possible into it for £1.99.

mp3 players, iPods, smokes, digicam, phones, kiddie jewellery
some of the options.


any other ideas?


i guess you could just put sweets in it...
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dafremen Mp3 player on the bottom with sweets on the top. You'd make it past the register for sure.

If anything DID happen, you could just say that they said you could make it to the liking of your own personal sweet tooth and your preference is for Cracker Jacks which have a prize inside.
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TK Allthe money you would of saved by NOT buying the Cigz =P~ 050830