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stork daddy
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if your mouth constantly writes checks your ass can't cash, you'll be entertaining.
even if someone knows you in and out, you can with proper timing still pull the same old stupid trick on them right when you need to.
reality is an agreement between two or more. real fighting largely consists of making another person doubt their reality.
there's always chance of the double cross.
playing possum works. worked for jesus, worked for ric flair. works.
even when you fake it, it can hurt.
because you can only fake so much.
"if you can't jump high, jump from high places"
your best friend will not only turn on you, they are the only ones who really can in a way that matters.
your enemies will take anything of value as if it is an extension of you, as if it is your most ungainly limbs.
against a giant, you can only aspire to two fates. one is to make it take you seriously. the other is to lift it off of the ground. if it is a true giant, this happens only once and you will be immortal.
you can't give up if you're too busy shaking your fists and saying no.
at the end of the day, very few people understand you. and those that understand you either appreciate you infinitely more, or infinitely less.
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smurfus rex
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changing from bad guy to good guy can be a spiritual experience for those who witness it.
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minnesota_chris
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it's very very difficult to do, without crippling the recipient. It's far more impressive to give a fake atomic superplex than to just drop someone on their head.
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heel turn
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turning from good guy to bad guy can be a hell of a liberating experience
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Syrope
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faking it while the less experienced look on in wonder can lead the poor souls to think they can try it too.
and then they'll get hurt.
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