they_fight_crime
Ariadani
http
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He's
an
ungodly
shark
-wrestling
ex
-con
trapped
in
a
world
he
never
made
.
She's
a
vivacious
gold
-digging
pearl
diver
living
on
borrowed
time
.
They
fight
crime
!
He's
a
sword
-wielding
small
-town
stage
actor
on
the
run
.
She's
an
artistic
goth
Valkyrie
with
an
MBA
from
Harvard
.
They
fight
crime
!
*
giggle
*
020619
...
Photophobe Glowing
He's
a
short
-sighted guerilla sorceror
who
knows
the
secret
of
the
alien
invasion
.
She's
a
strong
-willed
goth
schoolgirl
with
an
incredible
destiny
.
They
fight
crime
!
He's
an
uncontrollable
misogynist
cyborg
haunted
by
memories
of
'Nam.
She's
a
sarcastic
Bolivian mercenary
with
the
power
to
see
death
.
They
fight
crime
!
*
can't
stop
laughing
*
020619
...
blown cherry
He's
an
ungodly hunchbacked
assassin
haunted
by
an
iconic
dead
American
confidante
She's
a
man
-hating
green
-skinned
single
mother
from
the
wrong
side
of
the
tracks
.
They
fight
crime
!
He's
an
otherworldly overambitious
Green
Beret
on
the
hunt
for
the
last
specimen
of
a
great
and
near
-mythical
creature
.
She's
a
supernatural
cat
-loving
femme
fatale
from
Mars
.
They
fight
crime
!
He's
an
unconventional
native
American
card
sharp
with
acid
for
blood
.
She's
a
tortured
nymphomaniac
traffic
cop
from
out
of
town
.
They
fight
crime
!
*tee
hee
* :)
020619
...
blown cherry
He's
a
world
-famous misogynist paramedic
on
the
wrong
side
of
the
law
.
She's
a
cynical
out
-of-work
mermaid
who
dreams
of
becoming
Elvis
.
They
fight
crime
!
He's
a
world
-famous
pirate
househusband
possessed
of
the
uncanny
powers
of
an
insect
.
She's
a
ditzy
winged
vampire
who
can
talk
to
animals
.
They
fight
crime
!
020619
...
phil
She's
a
lesbian
telemarketer
turned
japanese
flying
saucer
communication
device
.
He's
a
nude
aboriginal sperlunker
on
a
psychedelic
drug
binge
lost
in
the
woods
behind
your
house
.
they
fight
crime
.
020620
...
phil
!
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