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| andru235 |
if you are a petite, you consist of 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms. so when you stare at the night sky, please stop saying "i am nothing" lest you cause offense to octillions. if you say, "well, i'm nothing compared to the universe," then wait until a huge, heartless universal beast fissions you, scattering you about: this will create huge problems for the universe. see how important you are? so! you are *definetly* something. you're not a star; you're a galactic supercluster! hooray! and if you count your subatomic particles, you are even grander! ...ugh...i need a drink... |
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| critic | i'd hate to see you drunk. | 050720 |
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| The Heretic | I AM THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE | 050721 |
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| andru235 |
no need for niceties, critic. you'd hate to see me, period. =^D |
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| critic | no, i would like to see you. i can't be sure you're actually real until i do. | 050721 |