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the_semichiastic_morphologic_numeric_pallap_game
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andru235
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after i recovered from my surprise that blatherskites hadn't started playing this yet, i figured, why not start now?
here's how it works.
1. someone starts with a sentence that includes a non-palindromic number. it is preferable that the sentence involve either larceny or contraband.
2. the next person forges a new sentence, incorporating some (but not all) of the previous words in a new manner, being sure to pallap* the number, and use that instead.
the game ends when the number reaches a palindrome.
* pallap = sum of a number and its numeric palindrome; i.e. 415+514 = 929.
example:
skite A: "Last night I had 19 peaches for dinner."
skite B: "I heard that 110 apricots were stolen last night from the supermarket."
[[ 110 = 19 + 91 ]]
skite C: "Was it the supermarket located at 121 Apple Street?"
[[ 121 = 110 + 011 ]]
skite D: "This game totally sucks."
admittedly, it's not a very fun game, but we'd better start playing it anyway.
i'll lead with this:
"Knut, pedagogue of bizzility, has 79 pairs of boots, which he likes to wear when tripping on LSD."
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051220
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the cheer-up kid
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They needed to be steel toecapped as the LSD was formed into a frozen 176 pound block and he didn't want to risk stubbing his toe.
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051221
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oren
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Every night at 8:47, he has the same trip: marshmallow fairies pour caramel over the_moon.
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051221
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andru235
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Tonight's the 1595th night in a row he's dosed, and Knut's only six-years old : now that's dedication, a product of carmelized moon-fairy jumpery!
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051222
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oren
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By the_way, the fairies pour exactly 7546 gallons of caramel over the_moon, which wouldn't amount to much in relation to_the actual size of the satelite, but hey, these are LSD trips.
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051222
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AUGH!
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satellite
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051222
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oren
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Someone should keep this game going. I'd do_it, but then I'd be following myself, and hey ... that's not right.
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070615
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Titanium West
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Curiously, Knut's hypothalamus is 14,003 times larger than the sum of all LSD injested by Knut thus far. This is a fixed ratio; the more LSD Knut ingests, the larger his hypothalamus becomes. Soon it will be larger than a caramel_fairy, and the color of a caramel_latte. Way_to_go, Knut!
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070615
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presents for animals
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has Knut Knut still got a foot ball ?
what did you give the Seal then and the ppp-Penguin.
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070616
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backflip
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if someone teaches you how to breakdance, you won't need LSD.
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070616
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Why not learn how to play the_semichiastic_morphologic_numeric_pallap_game, and join in? The rules are above.
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070616
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"The" Man
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What a game. Fun.
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070710
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End Round #1
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Knut, having spent too much money on LSD, was forced to purchase a bargain-basement house. He paid $44,044... just like you probably guessed.
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080605
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New Round
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Aisha invited 78 boozehounds to dine at her mansion next Friday.
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080605
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jane
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the boozehounds politely declined, as they had just been to 165 hidden raves and various other vegetable fiestas and were rather exhausted.
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080605
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Strideo
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the boozehounds would soon need the use some "facilities" rather soon however as the vegetables were disagreeable to their digestive systems causing them to have to go to the bathroom 423 times in just one day
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080605
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They call me Truth
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The boozehounds, realizing that their stomaches were reacting to the disagreeable collectivity of vegetables they had irresponsibly digested with unspeakable insatiability, decided to drink 747 bottles of Pepto Bismol to help ease their digestive systems.
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080605
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Strideo
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oops, 423 is the sum product of 165 plus it's numeric palindrome. the number I should've gotten was 726.
don't ask.
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080605
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u24
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I was literally just about to mention that, Strideo. You confused the hell out of me, because (trust me) I chose to use jane's blathe to test whether I 'got' it or not. I was sure I did, but then you figure didn't match.
Unfortunately, by some as-yet-unexplained feat of chemicotemporophysiconumerologimatics, the effect of drinking exactly that number of bottles caused the group to time travel to the year 1494, which was a common year starting on a
Wednesday.
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080605
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Strideo
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duh, that's what I get for making it out to be more complicated than it is.
the boozehounds in all of their mighty ineptitude managed to anger the entire population of 6435 native americans that lived near by when they stole their food supply.
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080605
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SMNP Gamer
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Alas, the boozehounds nabbed every one of the 11,781 crates of maize... WITH THEIR BARE HANDS!
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080605
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Strideo
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the native americans were well prepared for battle though because they had made 30,492 arrows over the course of the previous year for just such occasions.
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080606
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End Round #2
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Battle was averted when 59,895 big-boobed hypnotists arrived on the scene and mesmerized the boozehounds and Native Americans to be dear friends over the course of, well, forever. [And no, that is not meant as a cheap shot at NAs.]
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080606
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Strideo
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I have heard that 196 is the first number that no matter how many times you calculate the pallaps no palindrome has been found.
"196 is the first number for which no palindrome has been found. It is not proven though, that there is no such a palindrome."
http://tinyurl.com/25rsu2
Charlie Chad Charlseton was smuggling 155 small baggies of highly powerful catnip into the southerly state of Florida.
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080606
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player
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that's quite possible... once into the thousands, there are quite a few. 89+98 takes 26 steps before palindroming, for instance. THANK YOU FOR NOT USING 196, FRIEND.
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080606
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Yay!
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Charlseton (that's Charlie Chad)
had taken all the catnip he had
using small baggies to smuggle the mix,
in Florida he'd sell it for $706.
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080606
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e_o_i
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But poor little Charlie
all tired and snarly
would rather smuggle barley
to 1313 Marley.
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080607
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