the_reality_of_ping_pong
phil
horrible
calculated
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...
oon
cow_pong
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...
niska
pig
pong.
a
ridiculous
game
with
plastic
pigs
that
you
squeezed
air
out
of
to
propel
a
'ball'
made
of
foam
discs.
030403
...
jessicafletcher
i
played
ping
pong
for
the
first
time
this
wednesday
.
it
was
so
fun
.
but
i
hit
it
too
hard
every
time
and
it
flies
across
the
rec
room
and
all
the
rich
kids
look
at
me
like
i'm
retarded
.
but
that's
okay
because
in
general
,
i
am
.
so
anyway
...
one
of
these
days
you'll
see
me
in
a
ping
pong
championship
forrest
gump
style
.
yeah
.
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...
me
gnip
gnop
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...
phil
harsh
precision
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...
paranoidmartyr
;)
i'm
on
training
.
serious
training
.
and
it's
more
difficult
than
what
it
seems
.
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...
Sintina
A
ball
goes
back
and
forth
between
two
paddles,
the
skills
of
the
players
tested
by
their
ability
to
use
good
hand
-eye cordination.
Like
a
decision
goes
back
and
forth
from
right
to
wrong
,
good
to
bad
,
worth
it
or
not
...
and
we
are
all
tested
by
our
ability
to
use
good
judgement
.
Damn
it
,
ping
pong
is
boring
.
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...
cube
You
think
it's
boring
because
you've
never
learned
to
play
it
well
enough
.
It's
every
bit
as
challenging
as
tennis
with
the
added
dimension
of
being
able
to
play
from
below
tabletop
level
.
I
know
,
next
you're
going
to
tell
me
tennis
is
boring
.
Well
,
proper
ping
-pong
is
blinding
fast
...
³
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...
grammar police
blindingly
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...
camille
it's
not
racquetball
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