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perfectly_chaotic 1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it
automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

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perfectly_chaotic Funny how many ways people continue to apply these even into adulthood, or at least I see it in myself at certain childish moments. See I even tried to make these broken laws yours and not mine. 110829
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ergo This blathe is mine. 110829
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flowerock you put it down, mine now!




my favorite blathe so far.
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unhinged . 140820