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No WMD in Iraq?
OH LOOK, MICHAEL JACKSON, PEOPLE, ISN'T HE WEIRD?!?!?!
Your fattest campaign contributor going to stand trial for fraud and corruption? HEY LOOK!!! WE CAUGHT SADDAM!!!
Capture of Saddam not stemming the violence in Iraq like you said it would? LOOK! OVER THERE!!! JANET JACKSON'S TIT!!! WHATEVER SHALL WE TELL THE CHILDREN????
Less than stellar Economic news??? BENNIFER!!! INDECENCY ON TV!!!
Your office leak the name of a CIA agent to a friendly "reporter" and the shit might hit the fan? QUICK GET MORE PRESS ON THE SCOTT PETERSON TRIAL!!!!
Let a gay prostitute into the white-house press-pool to lob easy non-questions at your press secretary even though your agenda is virulently anti-gay? TERRI SCHIAVO!! CULTURE OF LIFE!!! THE POPE!!! THE JACKSON FAMILY AGAIN (Karl, send them jackson's a thank you note, will ya?)
Evidence comes to light that you were totally lying about WMD's and just looking for some sort of excuse to go into Iraq? RUNAWAY BRIDE!!!!
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