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other are you kidding me. what a shit film.

by the end of it where he's trying to open that stupid fucking can of pickles i was doing my best to not laugh my ass off. actually this was the only film that i answered my phone in. anybody who thought it was worth a shit can go eat a big one.

the most interesting characters in the film just disappeared on a train in the very beginning, and i have to watch ONE FUCKING GUY the rest of the, i dunno, 5 hours?

oh, and after being weakened with hunger and not playing the piano for some devastating years, you mean to tell me this man can sit down at a piano (which just happened to be there, and happened to be perfectly tuned), crack his arthritic knuckles, and is just billy fucking joel all of a sudden? come the fuck on.

p.s. adrien brody is not hot, i don't care what you say. he looks like a pelican.
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