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the writing team of megan & jessica
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There once was a little boy, that thought he sucked at everything but than one day his mommy said he could do anything he wanted to do so he did anything he wanted to do he eventualey got in to DRUGS becuase he thought he could do anything he wanted to do so he puffed the majic dragon, rode the white ponny and did the E . His MOM found out that her son was the bigest crack whore in all of DICKY'S VILLE TEXAS she was so horrified of him that she jumped and yelled aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooojjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
She saw her son at the Dicky's Ville Mall dancing with a manican the scarry part is that the manican was a man, baby YA,YA,YA . Her son was only 10 when she found out that her son was the biggest crack whore in all of Dicky's Ville Texas . So she sat her baby boy down to talk with him about abusing the inspirational speach that she gave him a month ago her baby boy said I just don't get it you bitch you said that I could do anything I wanted to do. His mom said that he is not to see any of his crack whore friends ever again and he is not to ever puff the magic dragon,ride the white pony, or do the E ever again .Than he said how you go an play me like that you super silly slut !? His mom said have you been hanging out with those Negroes again boy I told you not to hang out with them did you not hear me your a white boy not no Negroe black boy did you hear me now boy huh did you .'' You little bitch'' I can hang out with who ever I want she said ya every one but those Negroes and crack whore people the baby boy was speechless so his mom said you go wash up and get to bed befor I wup your ASS he said I'd like to see your fat ASS kick mine mommy . His mother was very upset it was like her little baby boy was a different person so she got drunk that night and felt so much better the next morning because she had no recollection of what happened that night she saw her son fall down the stairway and break his mothers 50 pairs of super expensive eye glasses . The mother yelled you little bastard !!! Her son said I did not mean to break anything mommy boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo !!!!! The mom said what you gonna do now you little cry baby ! The boy said you are nothing but a horrible mommy . The horrible mommy said I smelelelelelel marijuana do you smoke boy have you been puffen the magic dragon . The boy replied you knew that last night you fricken weirdo . she said no I most certainly did not know that last night boy . O yes you did momma you must smoke more crack than I do . His mom was so gosh darn confused 666 his mom said she just blurted out three random numbers they where 666 by accident . Than the devil came out of her like a butterfly coming out of a caccoon . The boy was so frightened he threw his pipe at it . It went straight in to the devils right pec like a knife through butter the devil said you little whore your ass is mine . The boy said OH SHIT that was my only pipe.The devil replied it's my pipe now just like your ASS will be . The boy said you,you,you,you,you,youououououou . Pipe stealing davil the davil said i'm going to get you O.K. the boy said you an't ever gonna get me you davil !!!!!!!!!!!! The devil said you are really cute have I seen you before. The little boy said are you a devil or Michel Jackson. the devil said why would you think that I am Michel Jackson. The boy said aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh,aaaaaahhhhhhhhh.The boy started to run really fast. The devil ran after the boy saying come here honey I won't hurt you or your hot little ass baby. The boy ran up stairs to his room , the devil ran after saying i'll give you your pipe back sexy your hot and sexy the boy through a bong at the devil it hit him in the knee and went bongbong bing the devil siad waawaaaaaawwwaaaaa ! ! ! ! ! ! the boy siad what will kill you ,you dirty pervert devil the boy grabbed his pack of rolling papers licked all of them than stuck them on the devils eyes and ears the devil was like what in the HELL is going on roun heer the boy siad i'm killing you with my stuff the devil siad o ya hoktooy and a big waud of spit and fire hit the little boy like a maskeeto on a hot Alabama night the little boy siad owh bitch devil that hert like a moo fucker the devil siad what is a focking moo fucker the boy siad why do you care about what i'm saying davil you bad bad davil the davil siad your ayss is mine now that i got all of these stupid wet papers off me the boy through kokane in the devils eyes the devil siad can i have some more i like kokan in my eyes oooow feel nice devil siad the boy siad let me try it you hog owe my eyes fuck fock fuck foock just than the mother awouck and ran up the stairs and walked in her sons room and saw too things that were very much high like a vergin touched for vary firt tiem was what they were singing the mother was so confused she siad boy and negro what the hack are you little ass holes doing nig get the dickenee out of here. The Devil said I an't no nigro I am the all mighty Devil the mother siad o what is a davil doing in my house get the mooo assy out of here the davil jupted to his feet and started running after the mother and sexy boy the boy yelled how you go and play me like that davil i thought we were friends but gess we wont be friends after this the boy grabbed a lighter and through it at the davil the davil lit on fire but he was ok after all he is a davil the davil grabbed the boy and siad now your my bitch bitch the boy stuck his finger in the devils eye ! Like a little boy pokeing a devils eye , the devil let out a screem like a chipmunk being struk by a car . Just as the mother was turner around , the boy found his 200 pound bag of hash and started blowing. the mother got a face full and fell to the ground . it happened so fast that she didn't even see it comeing. The devil on the the other hand saw it comeing and his mouth expanded , catching all the hash that he could .the boy saw and said that is my mukfucking hash so the boy opened his mouth as wide as he could and started sucking like a hoover vacume on a misty afternoon in september. the mother yelpedt axxholelooeeola little boy have you been doing all the drugs the little boy said ya why the foo-cock not. theres a fracin davil trying to do dirty davil sex to my body. the mother said why the hell would a devil want to do sex to a dirty 10 year old crack whore when he could do sex to a sexy mommy that had 50 pairs of expencive eye glasses. the boy said he's the davil he's gay don't you know nothin mamma. are you talkinyg like a negro again boy the sexy mamma said. then the mamma yeld high kick hitting her son in the nose just then 30 onces of cockane sprinkled out of his nose like fairy dust, the davil said this is better than Jerry Springer. heee heeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejt. then he galloped up like a hourse and began snorting cockane off the floor like a crazy devil. the boy and mother ran away holding hands cause they were so gosh darn confoosed .the devil ran screeming histairicley don't touch my sexy drug addict 10 year old boy you crazy ass hole cracker wowmon. Just than Jamoovafoon and his girl friend Javina knocked at the door the boy ran to the door barely ascaping the devil's cluchis. The boy opened the door and said well hell O Jamoovafoon and Javina. Hay boy want to try some of this hu do ya boy , the boy said what would this fine stuff do to me . Javina said O nuin . Javina yelled I do it every day , and just look how fine I am. The boy said well I guess I'll try a lil bit. Just then Jamoovafoon pulled out a needle and stabbed the boys arm like a crazy person. The boy said ououou fuck that hurts. Then the devil grabbed the mother and through her out the front door hitting Jamoovafoon, Javina, and the boy all in the noggin. The mother screemed out in agony like a mother being hurt, because she saw her son talking to 2 negros. Ouw ,ouw, OUW, now there are 2 sexy boys here, "me likey" the devil said. The 2 boys heared the devil saying Ouw, ouw, OUW "me likey" so the boys jumt to there feet and started running to Jamoovafoon's house The devil began chaseing after them like 999 cats chaseing 2 mice (to be continued)
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