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the_indecent_questionnaire
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qwerty the pig
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Spin this one for me. Marks out of eleven and an appropriate adjective for each of the following
1...Hospitalisation by wasps.
2...Involuntarily kissing your optician.
3...The assumed bravery of dead soldiers.
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silentbob
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021216
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qwerty the pig
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4. Giving blood to dwarves.
5. Clothes made out of food.
6. Forgetting where you parked the car you stole.
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030420
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qwerty the pig
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For more than a year now I have waited for answers to these questions. I beg of you, throw me some string...
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040429
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dosquatch
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The answer is 42. Everybody knows that.
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040429
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qwerty the pig
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Such cheap shots are of no use to me. Can you not feel my need? Is it so hard for you to do as I ask and free me...?
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040429
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Strideo
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If you can't find the answers you will just have to ____________.
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040429
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Strideo
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A). take enough acid that you can hear them in the mind bending music of Led Zeppelin.
B). shop for them in your local grocer's freezer.
C). make them.
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040429
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minnesota_chris
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1. stingstitutionalizing
4. Midgetorheastic
5. Meaterwear
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040429
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qwerty the pig
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Yes. This is the way. You nibble at the edges of my satisfaction. More...
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dosquatch
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more_of_this
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040429
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qwerty the pig
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An incentive you say? My God, how fickle you are. I shall relent to your demands, however. Give me the adjectives I require to those last six and this new three and I shall reveal to the searing eyes of a radioactive world my mast unsatisfactory opus: the_worst_poem_of_qwerty_the_pig
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qwerty the pig
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7...Having killed so many rabbits it has become boring
8...Accidentally putting your car keys in your girlfriend.
9...Sewing your parents back together.
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040429
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dosquatch
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. Giving blood to dwarves.
5. Clothes made out of food.
6. Forgetting where you parked the car you stole
4. hemidgetology
5. muttons
6. grand daft auto
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040429
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qwerty the pig
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Most pleasing. And yet, the more you feed me the hungrier I become. More...
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040429
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dosquatch
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7. Having killed so many rabbits it has become boring
8. Accidentally putting your car keys in your girlfriend.
9. Sewing your parents back together.
7. magic hewmet
8. painful
9. patristitch
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040429
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qwerty the pig
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You have performed most eloquently. The poem, I am thrown into paroxysms of self-disgust to admit, shall be posted turdlike, into your faces. Please shower it with the vitriol it deserves...
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040429
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minnesota_chris
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2...Involuntarily kissing your optician.
is pseudodoctorfrenching
7. Having killed so many rabbits it has become boring
is bludgeonbunnyennui
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Qwerty the Pig
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Delicious. Still my innards are cruelly knotted with desire. I must have more...
10. An erection caused by a shop window dummy
11. Having your trainers ruined by sneezing.
12. Wearing your ex-girlfriend's bra to her wedding
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minnesota_chris
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stiffimannequination
(trainers? trainers!?! Oh you mean tennis shoes, never mind...)
adiddasnotritude
and... all I can say is pure genius
(titslingraspectaculation? help me out here)
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040809
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sameolme
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Maiden Form in Honor
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040809
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sameolme
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oops, Maiden Form of Honor
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sameolme
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ok that was 12, for 10 how bout
window woodpecker?
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witchesrequiem
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1. You are allergic to wasps or just dumb for fucking with them.
2. Sue! if you don't then your a liar.
3. My beloved brother is in the US army. it is not bravery in his case he is just dumb.
So Did I get my A+?
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040810
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minnesota_chris
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reread that first blathe
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thunderbuck ram
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1. vespalisation
2. autopthalmosalivate
3. pseudonecroheroic
4. runtransfusion
5. consumovestimental
6. autokleptoamnesial
7. bunnimortsated
8. muffmisautolockated
9. wrinklihemming
10. mannequintumescence
11. pumpsnottered
12. bratrimonialvested
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qwerty the pig
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Oh! What tasty treats. My saliva runs like cream. Yet even as I gorge myself on your beautifully twisted words my heart, soul, guts cry out in visceral chorus. One word: "MORE!"
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qwerty the pig
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Still I hunger. oh this relentless appetite. I feel my intestines begin to devour themselves. More! More I beg of you more!
13. Singing while being punched in the stomach
14. Emptying your bladder into a shopping trolley
15. Encountering your psychiatrist at a brothel
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