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i sang at his open mic night and he guffawed when i sang the line 'i get more satisfaction out of a long hard piss than i ever got out of you you selfish prick'



i still remember the event that inspired that lyric. i was on the flight to praha and every time i got up to go to the bathroom the fasten seatbelt sign would come on. when i finally couldn't stand it anymore, i invented the potty song to distract myself ( je dois aller au toilette ) which i still sing in times of major bladder duress. yes, i still remember the unbelievably long relief of that piss. i didn't think my bladder could hold that much liquid.
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