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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another EXCITING episode of the Fuck James Show. You know the rules, so let's get started and meet tonight's contestant. So, contestant, what's your name? Tell us a little about yourself.
You know my name, Dick.
--Please, call me Richard--
Yeah, Dick, it's James. And I'm here to get fucked, just like last episode and the one before, aaaand the one before that too.
GRREEAT. Let's get started. Tonight's fucker is everyone's favorite--God, the universe, the all. You can't not believe in it, because you are it. Welcome universe.
Word.
Universe, how are you going to fuck James tonight?
Well, Richard, I'm gonna start out kinda medium, and then fuck him hard, and then fuck him gentle (until he gets complacent, and thinks maybe the fucking is nearing the end), and then I'm gonna lay a triple BBQ galactic party porno ass-burnin' on that fool. I can't WAIT for the speed round tonight.
SOUNDS super. Have at.
Oh you know I will, Richard.
Any thoughts before we get started, James?
Joy.
*APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE*
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