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Chef After carefully preparing the macaroni dish, I scooped some of it onto a large plate so that I might eat. All of the noodles landed on the right side... except for one, which landed far to the left.

"This far-flung noodle," I thought, "is analogous to Perth, Australia."

It was a gut wrenching moment. After lunch, I wept and wept.
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