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the coke machine was open today. no, it was OPEN. as in, the DOOR was open. stacks of soda, just sitting there. begging to be plucked. we came out of gym 4th period to 3rd lunch, and someone comes flying out of the doors "the coke machine is open!"
we run in and stuff our backpacks with free soda. i only took 2, because i can only drink 2. but some kids, oh man, they went fucking insane. some juniors grabbed a cardboard box and started stuffing it with cokes. for the next ten minutes or so, we saw kids running out of the caf, across the courtyard, and into the corridor. then back out again, their hands suspiciously full.
just then the lady that yells at us every day for eating in the courtyard (if i become anorexic, SHE is getting sued!) came by. relishing the opportunity, we calmly informed her that the vending machine was open. she, disbelieving as usual, walked inside to see. indeed, by the time she got there, half the sodas in the machine were gone. all the sprite was gone. half the cokes. she came back and told us she was disappointed in us. that we were bigger than that. sorry lady, we're only 15. give up. and by the way, stop being such a lunch nazi.
so 10 seconds later, we see the kids with the box SPRINTING down the hallway away from the evil lady. i nearly pissed my pants laughing. it was truly beautiful.
an act of god was the only thing that could have made my day good. and somehow, it happened.
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