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Alden Oh my dear sweet jesus... Three fellows from Ivy Tech, where I work as a lab tech recently borrowed my starcraft CDs and started learning to play the game, after I told them how much fun it is. They haven't even finished the single player game yet, but for some demented reason they think the three of them can actually BEAT ME at the Craft. We're talking the three of them together, VS me here, but still.... they don't get it! They just don't get it! I am the master! I could take a hundred players of their weak newborn skill level. It's a joke! They're serious! My boss, (one of the people) had me install the Craft on four of the computers in one of the labs, and I bet them $200 each vs $2 from each of them that I would not only slaughter them, I would slaughter them while projecting my side of the game onto the overhead screen thingy so they could watch what I was doing. The amazing thing? They wouldn't take the bet. They don't realize how Crafty I am. Anyway, it was over in 10:26. I won the game with 15 Zerglings. It was great, and I just had to tell SOMEONE about it. I hope somebody who can understand any of that read this far. Cause wow... 030129