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paste! ...and high upon the rafters a monkey with a vendetta. tonight we have a monkey who lost his parents in a skiing accident. he blames the boot company but still needs a professional translator (auditions welcomed immediately).

thank you ladies and gentlemen,
me and the boys have a little story
for you beautiful people.
it's called
blame it on the boot company
and it goes something like this.

a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4

blaaaaaaaaaaaaame
it on
the booooot companeeeeeeeey.

the booooot company
yeah, the boot.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaame
it on
the monkey
who was a junkie
and couldn't skiiiiiiiii.
yeah, feeling hot tonight.
and the monkey
whose parents
dieeeeeeeeed on the slopes
what a joke
misanthrope
without a rope
hey, yeah, gimme some.
ooooooooooooh booot company
yeah, skiiiiii monkey
mr. and mrs. ski monkey
hit it boys.
ski boots, nincanpoop
got to go poop on the slooooooooooopes.
so yeah, yeah,
skiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
monkeeeeeeeey
it is so funky
yeah, hey, dr. monkey
can you spare a dime?

thank you very much
we'll be here all week.
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