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the bank collapsed and all the gold coins trickled out of the failing architecture like poisoned, demonstrative minnows searching for some therapeutic pond of minnow sanctity. but the predators were waiting, starving for a set of vittles that could only guarantee their debasement, vince coleman style, like a porcelain bundtpan falling off a mantlepiece onto a receptive granite hand engraved with the words "i was but a stallion in the age of donkeys" along the life line. i mistranslated that. you said eggnog when i asked the color of your blood. your hair is so dark i want to mop your house. along the winding road, i saw a black hot dog struggling for it's final breath. that breath was preceded by a groan and i said "well, you are just lips, noses and buttholes, how could you expect more?" it continued. i sewed a flag out of spam, a swamp cooler pad and a purple turtleneck. in my country you will be acknowledged for your mispronunciations of the word "treasure".
i was searching for two things: the resurrection of my once dignified life and the menthol avocado octopus. it was dark, the bottom of the sea was less than active, no sign. not a murmur. that sound is my stomach. i did not finish the sandwich. wait, there's something, not...my...prize...instead, i had spotted a rare variety of sea creature that had my heart scratching itself with a dull rod and had my neck contorted to watch it pass by my head with the expression on its devilish face as if it were ready to eat my entire person! then it circled, i was crazy, the whole ocean was balsamic vinegar and this thing, this thing was trying to eat my diving tank with its sidemouth as its strangely leopard-like tail ensnared my dead flashlight. it ripped a hole in my suit with its finteeth. my spine was lubricated with fear fluid which was leaking into the dank ocean. the lunatic creature of the sea gratefully borrowed the spinal lube to rape my fleeting will and i had no choice but to slobber uncontrollably as the leopard marlin brandofish devoured me like a very hot star.
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