that_awkward_moment_when_
birds cant blush
...
in
a
slight
reversal
of
expectations
,
it's
the
middle
aged
couple
waiting
for
the
kids
to
hurry
up
and
go
out
so
we
could
stay
home
and
act
like
horny
teenagers
,
and
having
them
call
us
out
on
ut
Followed
by
the
hilariously
awkward
moment
when
-
during
another
vigorous
bout
of
semi
-clothed entanglement
in
my
living
room
several
days
later
-
she
pocket
-dials
her
elderly
mother
who
caps
off
the
proceedings
by
laughing
audibly
as
we
finish
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...
flowerock.
When
I
forget
that
I'm
in
the
Castro
and
I'm
walking
into
a
cafe
and
there's
a
few
naked
men
just
chilling
outside
in
the
sun
with
sparkly
bejeweled
penis
covers
and
sun
glasses
.
I
wanted
to
ask
if
they
were
advertising
for
the
cafe,
but
I
wasn't
sure
if
it
would
be
funny
or
annoying
...
so
I
just
got
coffee
with
mint
leaves
in
it
.
Or
when
I
go
to
the
gym
after
work
and
one
of
my
coworkers
is
here
and
I
say
hi
because
it
seems
like
the
right
thing
to
do
and
he
has
to
take
out
his
head
phones
and
th
en
it's
just
kind
of
an
extended "
hi
"
and
"
are
you
here
to
work
out
?"
Yeah
,
that's
typically
what
I
do
here
...
that
and
use
the
sauna
and
shower
...
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...
flowerock.
I'm
finishing
my
time
in
the
sauna
at
the
gym
and
the
book
I'm
reading
is
intense
so
I'm
crying_and_sweating
in
the
sauna
and
glad
for
once
that
everyone
else
is
so
absorbed
in
their
phones
and
head
phones
that
probably
don't
notice
...
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