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dafremen "This morning a man who had already survived an accident which took his legs, was shot this morning during a robbery gone awry. He's alive this morning, and he has his cell phone to thank for that. We'll tell you all about it, coming up after the break."

We used to say, "Thank the Lord...or Thank God!"

Now we say, thank your cell phone. 		070530
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pSyche thanks your cell phone for the fact that you get bad news faster, spread good news more easily, can get called into work on your day off, and bugged and bothered when you want to be alone. Thank your cell phone for increasing the number of assanine drivers on the road, noisy and inconsiderate cows talking overly loud in stores, interruptions during movies and weddings, and being a toy that allows people to be rude and offensive. And really, what do you have that is worth saying? Thank your cell phone for making you feel self-important. Do I really care that you are at walmart, and bored, so you are texting me? I think not. Thank your cell phone for the fact that you are constantly attached to the bulbous leech that is society, and humankind. 070530
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