terrible_verse_number_four
kipper
I
would
like
a
rest
stop
on
the
New
Jersey
Turnpike
to
be
named
after
me
.
I
suppose
,
if
this
were
to
happen
I
would
have
to
do
something
important
for
New
Jersey
.
Like
Woodrow
Wilson
or
Walt Whitman-
two
people
who
already
have
their
own
rest
stops
.
I
would
like
a
rest
stop
to
be
named
after
me
on
the
New
Jersey
Turnpike
because
1
.
it
would
be
really
funny
and
2
.
I
would
like
to
pee
at
Siobhan
Ciminera
Rest
Stop
.
I
don't
know
what
I
will
do
for
New
Jersey
.
I
am
not
even
from
New
Jersey
.
My
first
memory
of
New
Jersey
was
thinking
that
tollbooths
existed
only
in
New
Jersey
and
not
in
Pennsylvania
where
I
lived
.
I
suppose
this
dream
like
my
dream
of
owning
my
own
island
will
never
be
realized
.
I
do
have
other
priorities
than
having
a
rest
stop
on
the
New
Jersey
Turnpike
named
after
me
.
Though
it
would
be
pretty
cool
if
under
the
sign
that
said
"
Siobhan
Ciminera
Rest
Stop
"
there
was
an
arrow
pointing
north
that
said
"
I
went
there
to
seek
my
fortune
and
I
am
the
less
fortunate
for
it
"
and
maybe
there
could
be
an
arrow
pointing
east
that
said
"
listen
."
Maybe
that
is
what
I
can
do
for
New
Jersey
.
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