talk_security_to_me
h|s|g
so
cia
l_engineering
110209
...
Security Operative
If
you
insist
.
I'd
love
to
secure
your
perimeter
and
establish
a
no
-fire sector
to
your
twelve
-o'clock.
Then
I
will
perform
MOUT operations
on
your
six
.
During
the
raid
I
will
have
no
choice
but
to
open
fire
on
a
suspected insurgent
deep
within
your
unguarded compound.
During
this
,
Bravo
Team
will
cordon
and
search
your
western
flank
while
searching
all
parties
passing
through
.
After
the
operation
has
concluded
I
will
withdraw
and
thoroughly
clean
my
weapon
.
110209
...
h|s|g
I
was
thinking
more
of
big_house_steady_job
but
o_k
thoroughly_clean_your_weapon ?!
haha
110219
...
epitome of incomprehensibility
This
was
funny
.
I'd
put
in
a
50
Shades
of
Grey
reference
(
it's
like
War
and
Peace
-
one
of
those
long
books
I've
never
bothered
to
read
but
I
allude
to
, lewdly
or
lucidly),
except
the
CIA
hasn't
been
funny
lately
.
Maybe
calling
torture
an
advanced
something
?
Because
trying
to
beat
information
out
of
people
is
so
cutting
-edge?
Security
tip
:
live
in
a
place
where
people
don't
consider
you
an
enemy
.
Not
possible
?
Well
,
who
said
it
was
possible
?
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