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squint because obviously everything I say has something hugely wrong with it.

because obviously, I'm trying to piss people off, and I'm trying constantly to be in the wrong.

what did I say this time? do tell. sarcasm greatly appreciated to lighten things up, especially from ever dumbening, paste!, farmfish, birdmad and the like. cus I think they are nifty.

but be sure to take offense, WHATEVER you do.
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god "sorry to under-offend you. i'll try harder next time..." 050314