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M O V E S
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put hand behind head and thrust foot into air daintily. twirl, falling over accidentally twice, before proceeding to get mad and walk away.
make chirping noises and buzzing sounds to impress partner with one's knowledge about birds and bees
extend hand towards partner, palm open and up. demand tribute.
eat barbeque sauce. attempt kiss.
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G E A R
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note from grandparent granting permission to behave permissively
wristwatch, to time intervals between asking if partner is finished yet
lilac spray, incase farting becomes problematic
crossword puzzle, makes pillowbiting obsolete
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P H R A S E S
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"alrighty, you fancy thang-a-maroo, let's get corporeal!"
"leaping lizards, your booty is a source of arousal, if i might be permitted to inform you as such!"
"don't touch me. hug me! don't hug me."
"wow, that was great. what was your name again?"
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