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i told him i had an interview today at a center for severly emotionally disturbed kids today. he asked if i was applying for a job or to be in the program.
after mumbling somethings about my recent life and how i feel i felt like i should wrap it up and simply concluded "i'm not right". he said he knew but he liked me anyway.
maybe we only last as friends because he refuses to give me his heart.
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applauds
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i didn't mean this in any relation to "eyedreamisms"
i just wanted to compile funny things that my friend says
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s: my pen jsut bled all over my sheets
s: fuck
s: i hate
s: yay a big black spot all over my sheets
s: i'm going to go cry now
x: i have all sorts of stains on my sheets
x: it's not the end of the kittens, sven
s: but
s: but
s: they were perfect
s: argh
x: look up online how to get out ink stains
s: yeah maybe if i do it quickly
s: ok brb
x: http://www.ivillage.com/home/experts/clean/qas/0,,185185_555954,00.html
x: alcohol and then soaking in detergent
s: all i got is vodka
x: do it
s: brb
s: then put it in the wash?
x: soak and blot with alcohol until no more ink comes out
s: i hope it comes out
s: i made a drink
x: alcohol before detergent
s: a shot of thai whiskey then a thai whisky sour
x: did you soak it in alcohol?
s: yes
s: then i soaked my liver in some as well for good measure
x: hah
x: then rinse out the detergent, and then soak the sheet in detergenty water for many an hour
s: k
s: how long should i leave my liver soaking?
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so we're at a show, and it's sven, a singer, and a (different) ex. sven makes one of his usual extremely embarrassing jabs at me. we're all talking about taking pictures and he tells the boys "you guys should just make out for daxle, make her night" as i begin planning how to best make him suffer once we leave, robin turns to danny, pulls his head in close, and makes out with him. i wish i could write this all more articulately. damn, sven was right.
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i wish more boys would make out for me.
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we're driving out to stockton, which is a few hours away. it's quiet for a minute and he says "you know what really hurts my feelings?"
huh? what? feelings from the asexual android?! in shock, i wait to see what he will say next.
"it really bothers me when people mix good scotch instead of drinking it straight"
"phew!" say i. "i thought there was something terribly wrong with you, and we're nowhere near a hospital"
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x: you aren't truly interested in minimalism
x: i hope you realize that
j: yes i am as aconcept
x: not in your life though
j: don;t make me minimalize you right now
j: i'll do it
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