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superman_vs_spiderman
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pushpins
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who would you rather marry?
--regaurdless of your gender--
i was going to save this until after i see some responses, but, i beleive my reasoning must be put out there. here is a convo with me and a friend on msn. i am "my computer is home..." blah blah.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
hey, which would u rather marry and why: superman or spiderman?
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
lol the iron?
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
i bet thatw as some good torturing
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
cause my mom was ironing something, and then all of the sudden they all came running out on to her hands and stuff
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
ew!
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
i would rather marry superman, he just seems less gay don't u think?
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
well...here is my argument (i typedit in an email to a friend)
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
lol
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
first off, i must argue your answer. superman? come on. Hes got a MAJOR ego problem. calling himself "super" man?? I mean, hes not even a man, he's an alien! What does he think he's doing? Plus, he is quite obviously fixated on his equipment, having his red undies on the outside of his outfit as to draw attention to IT. ALso...you know how supermans so speedy, right? I bet he's pretty lousy in
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
the sack. In and out in less than 2 seconds. Thats not too satisfying. I don't like his hair either. looks like plaaastic.
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
lol
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
His taste in women might reflect whats goin on in his own brain. Lois Can't be too bright if she isnt able to make the connection between superman and clark. c'mon. "where is clark, and how come superman is only around when clark has mysteriously disapeared? wow, superman. you sure do look an awful lot like clark without glasses on,and his underwear on on top of his clothing. voice is pretty damn
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
familiar, too...."
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
lol
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
all he wants is a good pair of legs to slide between for 2 seconds.
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
rofl
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
SPIDERMAN, on the other hand. He's younger than superman, is human, and speaks total truth in his name. He named himself 'spiderman' because he was a man, who now has some spider-like features. he is honest, I'll tell you that much.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
He also doesnt seem like such a goody goody as that dumbass 'superman'. PLus he's got brains enough to hide his identity with a full face mask. people in his world might be a bit more clever than in superman's world.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
also...damn, have you seen the way he jumps from building to building? its damn sexy! Its got a tarzan-like appeal with a modern edge. He seems pretty flexible. He's modestly thin, but still has MUCH muscle to him.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
I dont like big muscle heads like superman. the flexibility, though. I bet that helps in bed. I'd be able to have sex with spiderman on the ceiling. I dont think even superman can accomplish that.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
oh, and another thing. spiderman has a new movie coming out. superman is old and used, with his idiotic series that has long since passed. (plus the comics and cartoons.) spiderman was a modest cartoon-comic guy.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
there.
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
i rest my case.
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
I CHANGE MY MIND
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
heheheheehhe
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
u put a lot of thought into that huh?
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
sometimes i have tooo much time on my hands
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
lol
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
i would think so
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
but yes, spiderman is much better
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
mmmhm
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
damn straight
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
it always baffled me that no one could figure out that super man was really clark kent
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
i know
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
they are all dummm-beees
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
how stoopid do u have to be?
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
what if super man got bad vision and had to wear glasses, would that ruin his cover?
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
haha yep
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
or no
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
those idiots prolly wouldnt notice
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
he's whip on a different pair
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
probably not
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
exactly!
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
hey, r u clark kent?
NO, don't u see??? these glasses r slightly more ROUND and a bit more BROWN than his
~i would do just about anything for a massage* says:
o, ok
my keyboard is home to a est. 2 million ants says:
lol!!!
yeah, it got kinda stupid towards the end, because of course its jst a comic book--people are supposed to be oblivious to his identity. but i had to humor ms.I -would-do-just-about-anythign-for-a-massage.
all_apologies for anything u guys dont understand....
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pushpins
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ugh, spell check on about a zillion things, sorry.
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ClairE
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pushpins is all over this one. Nice_guys always win with me. Although I supposed it could be argued that Clark Kent is also a nice guy...but Peter Parker is definitely dorkier. He wins.
GrudgeMatch. It's a way of life.
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ClairE
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*suppose. Of course. I can't help spellchecking myself.
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Photophobe
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I think you're missing a key issue:
Spiderman has a SENSE of humour. He's making wisecracks as he whaps and biffs. Superman, however, spouts self-righteous crap about peace, justice, the american way. You amy as well be with some loser like captain america.
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yummyC
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all apologies, sense of humor is a big issue;
makes spiderman mucho better.
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rip
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i think they all suck ass
if you are still collecting comic books and action figures you need to grow up.
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rip
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i think they all suck ass
if you are still collecting comic books and action figures you need to grow up.
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pushpins
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if* that was aimed at me...
i have never and will never collect comic books/action figures.
cept for that goddamn jesus action figure that gives me bad dreams...
but anyway, calm yourself down little one, I was making conversation. I apologize for not having such interesting and intelligent things to talk about as YOU.
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Photophobe
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Why should we want to grow up?
Comics are the coolest! They're examples of bigger and better people that we can asire to!
They're instant literature.
What makes you think everyone is in such a hurry to be dried up and adult?
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Annie111
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Obviously I would take batman over both of them.
But Spiderman, in this competition. Superman is too clean cut.
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Toxic_Kisses
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Spiderman all tha way!
Not only do I absolutely adore his since of humor and the fact that he's an out-cast when he's not Spiderman but I mean think of all the ForBiddEn places we could have sex bc of his super powers?
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niki
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i am drawn between the two...
on the first hand, i am scared to death of spiders, even pictures of them drive me to tears.
then again, men wearing panties, under or on top of their clothes also frightens me.
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lycanthrope
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i always used to imagine their battle when i was a kid...spiderman won, but it wasn't easy. We only invent supermen so they can be beat as a moral story. He wrapped his hands in webbing and punched him many times, and he dropped buildings on him too...then...finally...he drove him against a speeding locamotive, digging his heels into the ground and pushing with all his strength. Superman got sandwhiched. Spiderman almost died from exhaustion...it was very touching...like John Henry or something. As for marrying them...no...but i had a crush on Wednesday Adaams.
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Dafremen
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I think geeks such as the ever-esteemed Peanutman and myself would use different criteria but come to the same conclusion. Spiderman...definitely. Because Marvel rules...and DC sucks. I rest my case.
8P
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bryanfrbs
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Dafremen, you're totally right. Marvel rawks my world, and DC really hardly shakes it. Superman is great and all, but he doesn't sling webs and do all the great stuff Spidey can do. Plus, Superman had Christopher Reeves play him. If that isn't enough of a reason to dislike him, then what is? One good thing about Superman: Terri Hatcher was on his TV show. MMMMMM....she was so sexy on that show. Other than that, spiderman kicks. Have you guys read the 9-11 Spiderman story? My friend has it and it's actually really good.
On a side note: Who has read the "Origins" series from Marvel (well, what you can read because only the first four are out)? I like it. I know lots of fanboys (and girls) are upset, but I like backstories, and this backstory is a great one. Anyway, I'm out!
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little wonder
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Most definately spiderman.
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Mateo
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Spiderman, Superman is to preocupied with the size of his dick.
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blue star
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Spiderman, definitely.
See: Rappper's Delight
I said he's a fairy, a deuce or pose(?), flyin through the air, in pantyhose. He may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit. Now you need a man, who's got finesse, and his own name across his chest. He may be able to fly all through the night, but can he rock a party till the early light? He can't satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out wiht my super-sperm...
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werewolf
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okay...it's he's a fairy, i do suppose
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Jacer
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spiderman
superman's powers are retarded, nothing hurts him, spiderman uses his brain as much as his powers, that makes him nifty
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screwing for virginity
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here is something else to consider, peter parker is good with a camera. now weather that is good or bad im not sure.
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