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Punky Prances
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When he saw the young woman funly playing with the ball, he became upset. He thought she was mocking his balls, but she wasn't. So he accused her of mistreating the ball, but all she had been doing was bouncing it. That is, after all, one of the functions of round objects... some of them bounce. That's what she was doing when he accosted her. She defended herself accordingly, but he would not relent. Soon bystanders were eating popcorn innocently, gazing upon the full-grown man attacking the girl with her ball. Some very large authorities arrived and told the bully he was "Obviously Experiencing Delusions" so he simply mocked their authority and ignored them. The girl kept gradually kicking his ass, boring herself in the process. Alas, the ball was now too damaged to play with. She would have to find another. But she consoled herself with the amusement of looking at the beat-down assaultifying man on the ground, who continued to proclaim victory and the invalidity of the authorities whom everyone else seemed to recognize as legit. Shrugging, she began to walk away. Soon she could no longer hear his crazed yelps, and the petty assailant's regretable outburst began fading from her memory. Not his, though; he's still lying there, writhing in the dirt, blaming her for it all, blaming her for having fun, blaming her ego for his failed attack. The sun is setting on this humorous scene, but the neighbors are wondering if the lunatic plans on keeping them up all night with his maniacal screams.
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