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kookaburra today we were watching an etiquette video, and at this point in our crash course in fine dining we were having the meat course. soanyways, when she (the lady in the video) was telling us how to use our knife properly, and she said, "now stroke the meat.."
juvenile humor is sometimes the best kind
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stork daddy i saw a kookaburra at the zoo the other day. i tried to take a picture with it, but it didn't turn out. and it wouldn't laugh. 040723
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ivyducktwilightseto Yes like when Evan hid a pack of douchebags in Kris's locker. I love those fuckers.

Or... when my brother took a shit in the urinal and our vice principal had to scoop it out with a shovel.
Good old school, that place I love yet loathe returning to.
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