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yummychuckle
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Last night I went to a party at my friend's house, and afterwards about 6 girls stayed overnight, including me. These sleepover things never cease to amaze me.
well, i learned:
~lots of girls WANT my best friend Nick who thinks nobody thinks he's anything otehr than ugly besides me. I am thus far his only experience...
~my "friend" kim isn't very well-liked and we all agreed she needs t get some, BAD, after we read these weird fucking porn stories she wrote...starring US as the characters. It just kinda freeaks me out that she basically fantasizes about us...she wrote some pretty damn InTeReStInG details.
~ Colin wants me (ha! knew it)
~ Zac Parsins is HUGE (ew! ...HIM?!)
~ Kalani lost his virginity that night, with kristin.
~nobody there has ever given head
~ Eves uncle ate his son's placenta. (fried with onions. ew.)
~ James once gave Kalani head, on a dare. no...not a rumor. true. giggle giggle.
alright this is bullshit, Im out.
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