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Effingham Fish "Hey, dad."
"What?"
"The phone's ringing."
"Yeah, but I don't want to talk to them."
"But the phone's ringing."
"So what?"
"I'm online, dad."
"Oh! I'm so-- wait, what?"
"It keeps trying to load, dad. It thinks it's still connected, but the phone is ringing."
"..."
"I know you like the guy, dad, but their service. Just. Sucks. Ass."
"..."
"*sigh* How long, again?"
"Until the 8th."
"Okay, okay, I can wait... shit..."
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