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Fake scahu chamber of commerce ad leading to the firing of Harold Newbottom, printer:
too dumb to eat anything other than marshmallows? we got a mcdonalds too! next to the auto shop so you can get the fuck out of here whenever you want to.
Harold Newbottom bio.
Monotone, wool, sagging eyes---"everybody knows hapsslj is paradise. Hapsslj is our generator, we are disciples of lopo lacky, hapsslj is our true and daily plane into the court of our operation. Hapsslj is our generator, our generator, our generator..."
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Madge Masterson, president of scahu chamber of commerce, released a statement today:
"We are saddened to inform you that Harold is no longer with us. He ferreted himself out as a hapsslj spy and likely has disappeared to a refuge colony in the troutlands. It's a big loss to us as his advertising skills were nigh irreplaceable, but we're gonna party anyway, because it's a weeknight, and we live in scahu, kind motherfuckers!"
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I'll have the corduroy a la mode, please
And hold the plankton.
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