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christina agui-llama Man goes to the beach, orders a candybar from the llama behind the booth and falls in to a stand of cactus, falls through the bottom of it and finds himself taking the condor_test over which Darren on Bewitched was more likely to have ever fired off a pair of laser_nuts and which was more likely to have witnessed a squid in a eating dough in a polyethylene bag.

He laughs like chainsaws_in_oatmeal and says that the answer is, in fact, octopus_system on both counts.

The llama, not amused, shoots him, like a puppy, right in the eye.

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