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| stork daddy | she had just needed chapstick. he had to get condoms. he walked boldly with them to meet her in line. "you're not putting that on my card" "but what about the savings?!" he joked. "my anonymity is worth the difference." noticing she had chapstick he said..."good idea, you don't want those chapped lips, i hate that." the lady in front of them in line glanced uncomfortably back and placed the item buffer stick in front of her items. | 040216 |
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| soul coughing |
and you are going to reseda and you are going to safeway we are all in someway going to safeway in reseda to die |
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| yep | the flowers at safeway are already dead. | 040218 |
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| unhinged |
those bastards wouldn't let me rent movies cause i didn't have an in_state id is irrationally inebriated |
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