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the awfuI truth
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Unlucky Dan,
Saddest in the land,
asked his wife for the blow
but she'd give him the hand
every night they would fight
until the morning light
and Dan's balls were blue, bulging in plain sight.
So Unlucky Dan,
down the street to Ian's
Who said he knew about a place where
a man could be a man
and so Ian told Dan of the mystical
harem
and Rosa Louise, a bitch who would
bare them.
SO he got in his Oldsmobile and drove into the
Orange fields
out to highway sixty-nine,
hoping praying he would find
this dirty whore,
Rosa Louise,
He thought about the herpes.
And the clap and the syph and AIDS,
well what if? No life can be lived without taking risks.
SO Unlucky Dan drives as fast as he can
through the sticks till he gets to
Rt. 96
When the sun came
he knocked on the door
He asked the door man to find him a whore,
He said that he had the worst kind of itch,
the Door man said, "You need a bitch."
Well there is a girl who will
rock your world she will
fuck you till your fingers curl
and she won't mention her fees till she's down on her knees,
opens her legs with the greatest of ease, my girl....
.. .. .. .. .. .. Rosa Louise.
I would hope this is not judged on the same level as more personal lyrics.
This is clearly comical.
in Fact, funny story. SO we were writing this song, about the man who falls in love with the whore. And my friend has this ex-girlfriend named Rosa, which is a cool name. So we decide to use Rosa but I was trying to, like, find a way to make it rhyme with all these great words like "please" and "knees" and "herpes" so i was like, yo, (NO JOKE) whats her middle name?
THis girls name is actually
actually
Rosa Louise.
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