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| hydrochloric puppy |
they go from zero to oatmeal in less than the time it takes to change the lightbulb that goes on over your head when either sex or the subliminal_ostrich_pudding is the closest thing on your mind. Challenge them to a drag race and they will outrun you in that dress. challenge them to a horse race and they will rip your fucking head off -- I've seen it happen between the layers of beryllium frosting caked on the chandelier. Now if you'll excuse me, grandpa is on fire again. |
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| national hero | bummer | 060610 |