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hydrochloric puppy they go from zero to oatmeal in less than the time it takes to change the lightbulb that goes on over your head when either sex or the subliminal_ostrich_pudding is the closest thing on your mind.

Challenge them to a drag race and they will outrun you in that dress. challenge them to a horse race and they will rip your fucking head off -- I've seen it happen between the layers of beryllium frosting caked on the chandelier.

Now if you'll excuse me, grandpa is on fire again.
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