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| andru235 |
===================== ---MUSHROOM CLOUDS--- ===================== for this recipe you will need... 1 earth 25,500 - 51,460 nuclear warheads, depending on who is counting 1 pro-nuke propaganda campaign 1 curious cat or 3-year old child 1 red button mix earth, warheads and propaganda campaign in small bowl. DO NOT SHAKE. let stand for decades and decades. in a small room with no exits, mix cat or 3-year old child and red button. DO NOT SHAKE CHILD. you may shake the red button if you are delirious. wait until cool. or even cold. serves one nuclear winter. |
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