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birdmad after reading an article about one of these assholes and having just gotten about twenty in the last 4 hours pushing different versions of the same shit, i would love to have a few minutes alone with one of these jerk-offs who pushes "enlargement" pills just so i could strap them to a chair, gouge out one of their eyes and skullfuck them to death, all the while asking them (in as maniacal a shriek as possible)

THERE, YOU FUCK, DOES THAT LOOK LIKE IT FUCKING NEEDS ENLARGING TO YOU, YOU NUMB FUCK!

i mean, jesus_h_tapdancing_christ on a pogo stick, even with filters, i get ridiculous amounts of it.

so. yeah, it pisses me off just a bit having to waste the amount of time it takes to clean it all out of my inbox
031228
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unhinged my_favorite_handgun

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it's even worse when you don't have a penis to enlarge bird
031229
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tyger My favorites are the breast enlargement ads. I'm a D cup for crying out loud!!! How much bigger do you think they need to get??? I wouldn't do it if you paid me a million dollars.

Now a breast reduction on the other hand...
031229
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u24 knowspam.net you have to pay, but I hear they're quite good. 031229
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karl the weed yes! rant! rave! yell! scream!

oh and speaking of screaming (this isnt directed at you, u24)
WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE HAVE TO PAY FOR A SPAM PROTECTION SERVICE??? THEN WE'RE PAYING TO STOP THE STUPID THINGS THAT WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH TO BEGIN WITH!!!!GRRRR!!!!

(actually i forward the penis enlargement ads to my friends)
031229
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mekeria You know, I was watching 'Elimi-date' last nite, (guilty pleasure), and there was an ad for...

MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS.

What the FUCK is that? This pill gives men what, exactly?

I mean, I'd assume if that's the size, then that's just the way it's got to be...
031229
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tyger Those ads are both funny and terrible. Terrible because there is this implication in them all that "Bob" (or whatever his name is) has a tremendously better life and people love him now and he's rich all because he got a bigger dick. What a sad thing to say about our society... 031230
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shivers aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there, all done
031230
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shivers sry, i didnt mean to do that, i hate it when ppl make the page bigger 031230