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andru235 It was announced Wednesday that " has become engaged to * . Apparently * proposed to " dining at the upscale diner Backspace, located at the intersection of Backslash and Plus Sign.

The wedding will take place at Home, mainly because " has some issues with Ctrl. It is obvious who wears the parentheses in THAT relationship, ha ha!

After the wedding, the couple will make their Esc and fly on an F10 to a remote island for a PauseBreak. It is there that * plans to Insert himself between "s two 's. He hopes she will let his stick Shift Enter.

They will post details of their honeymoon online unless they find the web PageDown.

The End.
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andru235 not to spread viscious rumors or anything, but i heard that user24 never sent them (*?) a present ... 051123
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oren I_was there and I picked up the tab.
*rimshot*
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