questions_of_the_universe_we_all_ponder
oren
Why
do
the_number
of
packaged
hot_dogs
never
match
the_number
of
packaged
buns
?
051120
...
oren
Why
does
the_other
line
always
move
faster
?
051120
...
oren
Why
does
Hershey's
milk_chocolate
smell
a
lot
like
a
fart
,
yet
taste
so_good
?
051120
...
oren
Why
did
the
makers
of
Lifesavers
candies
decide
that
one
roll
would
consist
of
eleven
pieces
?
051120
...
oren
Why
is
the
entrance
to
a
Wal_mart
like
the_mouth_of_hell
?
051120
...
anne-girl
why
do
they
sell
juice
boxes
in
six
-packs
when
there
are
5
days
in
a
week
?
051120
...
oren
Why
is
it
that
when
I
come
across
a
particular
movie
on
television
,
it's
always
at_the
same
scene
as
the
last
time
I_came
across
it
?
060312
...
insipid
insipid
060312
...
dipperwell
I
think
they
put
juice
boxes
in
a
six
pack
because
it's
easier
to
package
a
nice
block
of
juice
than
a
pyramid
or
a
long
line
or
whatever
else
five
boxes
would
make
.
060313
...
Christ without the cross
Why
is
my
life
so
trivial
061206
...
()
(
with
respect
,
i
do
not
ponder
any
of
these
questions
.
count
me
out
. )
061206
...
Indignant Diane
(
Well
!
In
all
my
years
!)
061206
...
roommate of cunt
why
is
my
roommate
such
a
cunt
061206
...
oren
Yeah
!
Why
is
that
?!
061207
...
oren
Why_do
the
little_things
become
more_and_more
important
as_I
grow
older
?
080629
...
falling_alone
why
would
i
twitter
when
i
blather
?
080630
...
stolen from somewhere
what
role
do
genetics
play
in
the
formation
of
the
soul
?
080630
