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The Cereal's Hot So Your Destination's Not Start your day with the heaven scent of sacred hostmeal laced with Opiate_Of_Molasses ®. Warms your heart; won't damn your soul. WARNING: consumption may cause erratic evangelical behavior, stigmata, or complete loss of any discernible personality. Not recommended for Jews or free-thinking individuals. Be a redeemer: send in Tithe Points for cool gear. Hostmeal prizes may—if your faith is strong enough—include: Purgey_Tortoise plush toy ... helps you through those rough transitions. Certificates for a free box of Pope_Tarts ... their papally delicious. Sample tablets of Holy_Rolaids ... soothe that burning, right away, without questions. Copies of Alter Boy's Life magazine ... with such articles as 'The Do's and Dont's of Kneeling.' Act Now—Forever is a Long Time! |
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| jackie "wilford brimstone" mc cracken | it's the rite thing to do. | 030423 |
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| cube |
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