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THIS JUST IN!
Just minutes ago, a mysterious skite named ANDRU accosted Ptolemy_DCLVIII on the "Fortune_Tomatoes" blathe, demanding that he "SHUTUP". This adds to the intrigue surrounding accusations that Ptolemy_DCLVIII is in fact a post-porticullicular incarnation of the late Andru235, who was abducted by the shadowy Master X at the close of 2005.
While Andru235 is obviously no longer available for comment, Ptolemy_DCLVIII responded with apathy shortly after the confrontation. Friends_of_Andru235, few though there may be, doubt that Andru235 would tell his alter-ego to "shutup" given his general refusal to do so personally. Thus, it is suspected that ANDRU and Andru235 are not synonymous, although Andru235 was known to have blathed under the skite name "andru" on several occasions.
Additional mystery surrounds the childish hostility held towards Andru235 and his alleged reincarnate, Ptolemy_DCLVIII. Is a deliberate attempt to out Ptolemy_DCLVIII underway, or does Ptolemy_DCLVIII illustrate the relative ease with which one skite can mimic another skite's style?
Another rumor also circulates that Dipperwell_and_Andru235_are_the_same_skite. However, there is much evidence to support this claim as a hoax.
Stay tuned for further notice.
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