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yummychuckle
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i don't know what else to title this blathe. my mom and I got in a fight last night. it started because I told my mom to "please hang up the towels when you're done using them. I just hung them up a little while ago and they are all gone."
mistake.
she flew off the handle about everything, and even SILENT BOB (thats right bobby, you...) came up! my mom was like "who is this bobby guy?! I KNOW YOU MET HIM ONLINE!" and various psycho talk such as shes calling the cops on him because he's forty and it was his wife who called our house and not some girl in his dorm, etc, etc. it was a lost cause to explain that bobby had nothing to gain by pretending to be 18 or 19 or whatever he is on THIS website. and that all it is , is idle talk and he sent me a mixtape.
good lord.
my mom is insane. so basically, if she figures out i dont know what...like bobbys number or email address...
just a warning. my mom might start claiming you are a "predator" and other such talk. shes insane. and she was screaming at me and hitting me, then goes to give me a hug. I push her away (not violently either, I swear to fucking god) because for godsakes it messes with my head if shes screaming one minute and hugging the next. i explained this to her and told her to hug me some other time and she went all crazy shaking hyperventilating mom with her eyes bugging out saying i shoved her ("like this" she says as she throws me into a wall. what a silly woman.)
any way i was kinda sick of sitting theere and letting her push me, so i shoved her/hit her back. and she deserved it. not in the long run, but for the moment. How boring our fights are (and that isnt sarcasm).
oh welllllll.
just dont freak if my mom somehow gets ahold of u bobby. And don't worry, she wouldnt call the cops or anything like that. she just says that. same way she says she'll send me to a psychiatrist. (she never will. she doesn't "beleive in them".........)
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Arwyn
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yummy, if your mother pushes you again... just threaten to call the police yourself for child abuse... They'll actually come over for that..
as for the bobby thing... if i didn't know that she was serious, I'd probably be laughing my ass off... besides... just because bobby's fun doesn't mean she gets to be a bitch...
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silentbob
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jamie
you will get a postcard in the mail SOON. i mailed it yesterday. GET TO IT BEFORE SHE DOES!
it says like, "you're cool and sweet and if you ever visit me you'll get to see how stinky this city is" or soemthing, so.... hide it, get to it before she does.
And who was the girl from my dorm that called you?? or what?? whats that all about?
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sorry yummy. that's really shitty. my 'boyfriend' does the same thing, yelling at me one second and being all sweet and hugging me the next. it really fucks up a person's head. sending an e-hug. :)
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yummyC
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uh oh
we have a PO box,
no way i can check it babeeee.
my mom will get it. Oh well :(
i hope she doesnt go crazy psyccho bitch. if she does, whatever. Sometimes we need fights. URGH!
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Casey
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Bobby is out to get us all and sexually rape us. I've known Bobby for a while and the thought of your mom Yummy thinking he is a 40 year old sexual preditor is actually kind of funny.
Yummy, you should just threaten to run away with Bobby and eat chunky peanut butter and oatmeal cream pies for the rest of your life with him. I'll even pay for the theme wedding, pick anything you want, Star Wars, Psycho, Weezer, Famous Canadians, you name it.
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Jamie, if you pick a theme wedding... go for college girls gone wild... it'll just piss your mom off further....
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yummychuckle
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j a m i e...
he said to me he loved me, and he used my name. Guys dont generally call me jamie anymore. zoe.
but thats a different matter.
anyway. cant call cops or CPS or anything...i have a babysister who my mom is all sugar to. shes a good mom before you become a teenager. as long as you don't cry. she hates crying once you reach the age of...about 12.
anyway, my mother said last night she would never ever hug me again or talk to me again. she's been living up to that. she hasnt said a word. even better, she ignores my existence alltogether. minor stuff like putting away the dinner i didnt know she made before i have any (actually, i didnt have any. i decided it was better to lose weight like that.), and turning off all the lights of the room im in as her usual getting-ready-for-bed procedure. i don't exist.
and know whats worse? sheck out my soon-to-be-latest entry of youhaveagirlfriend
if you wanna know how things are going with my social interactions....hah.
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i'm sorry about having something to do with you and your mom fighting. i feel like if we didn't talk you wouldn't be fighting and you'd be ok. But i dont ever regret getting close to you, whatever that means.
did you get the postcard yet?
And what was that thing you were saying about my wife calling your house or something? or a girl from my dorm? what is that all about?
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you definitlely are not part of the problem, bobby. If you werent here, it would be some other person. someone obscure that doesnt even matter. my mom would lose her wits over anything, if she has the chance.
some girl called my house at 5 am saying that our number was on the caller ID and asking who called. thats about all i know---my mom answered it. i suppose my mom went through my address book looking for someone in Iowa, and found you.
shes way too fucking nosy. Its not as if I'm planning on having babies (ten thousand of them) with some 50 year old guy with sadistic tendencies and a history of murder.
seriously duuude.
thanks for ur sympathy, silly blatherers. Its no big deal. just a small stress. my moms boyfriend and her are both bein pissy at me. and like loading me with chores and babysitting while they are there. which strikes me as strange. I had to give the baby (ariel) dinner and a bath and everything because when i said "i think she needs dinner", they just shrugged and said i better give her something, then. when my momsaid "watch her for a few minutes while mark is outside", it turned into "watch ariel for five hours and provide her with everything she needs."
hrmmm. and meanwhile Nimai is on the phone sobbing, saying hes going to kill himself, ariel is crying and getting into some cabinet (that has a baby lock thing she somehow figured out)pulling out pans, my bird is squawking,mark is telling me "you need to learn how to do this! you arent babysitting, you are watching the baby! jesus!", my mom walks in and says "clean the bathroom before april (marks daughter in AZ) comes here, its filthy", and eve keeps calling on the other line. I'd like to scream "SHUT UP!"
but instead i just pull ariel away, close the cabinet, give her a bottle, feed her dinner, tell nimai i love him and his purpose in this world is profound and dont hurt yourself ("too late"), and i give ariel a bath, the bird finally shuts up, mark is satisfied because i dealt with ariel, my mom sees me cleaning, and eve stops calling when she hears the noise in the background, and FINALLY...i get to sit down and cry for about a minute before laughing because this is a really good life i have, what am i doing crying????
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Arwyn
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I can completely relate hon. I've been fighting with my mother for the last year... almost non-stop. I have been so close to being completely broke this year, and everytime I've asked her for help, she always tells me to ask my father... as though he's a bottomless source of money. *sighs* I get screamed at for everything. It's just so bloody ridiculous... I wish I could tell you it gets better Jamie, but it doesn't... sorry.
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silentbob
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Oh my godddddd
thats awfullll
i want to take all your pain away.
I don't think you've ever called my house in algona, and that's the only one with caller ID, so i suppose it was someone else. Unless you did call my house in algona while i wasn't there and my mom saw it at 10am *(five hour time difference)* and called, cuz she does do that from time to time.
heavens to murgatroid
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