poultry_is_blackbeard_incarnate
paste!
i
read
somewhere
that
chickens
are
made
out
of
lightning
and
the
swashbucklin' arrr!
treasure
-seeking,
sailor
-killing
pirate
Blackbeard!
you
should
...leap overboard!...if
you
see
some
poultry.
turkey
eye
patch
, scornish_game_hen sickles
and
grizzly
darkened
feather
beards_on_geese
.
man
the
cannon
,
a
thunder
chicken
deity
!
treasure
chests
and
giblets,
sweet
jesus
save
us
lord
from
this
torment
and
heaven
forbid!
raise
the
sails
_ferchrissakes
!
the
skies
are
darkening
,
the
chickens
are
a'coming!
save
yourselves
from
the
horror
!
bawkyar
! ca-crawwwkyar!
cockle_doodle_mutiny!
arrrrr-glaawk!
021101
...
Ariadani
squab
the
deck
, arrr!
021101
...
paste!
careful
duckaneer,
the
gosling_gun
uses
most
of
err
powder
and
shot
!
feign
from
desperation
my
grubby
fowl gunsmith,
and
ne'er
be
reminded
of
the
chicklet_jam
in
1715. arrr!
021101
...
farmfish
we
be
havin'
several
mutinous roosters
on
thee
farm
here
at
robin
hill
and
i
took
it
upon
meself
to
rid
thee
coop
of
their
pirating
ways
.
took
'
em
down
into
thee
dark
woods
i
did
,
and
mamma mia
shut
your
eye
to
what
i
did
to
thee
cutthroats.
021102
...
Irreverent Lovejoy
there's
a
steering
wheel
in
me
pants
and
it's
drivin
me
nuts
arrrr
021102
...
sweetheart of the song tra bong
That's
the
joke
Ben_folds
told
us
his
favorite
joke
ever
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