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Alexander Beetle Chris,

I suspect that this grade will be disappointing for you. So, I hope that you will start to use my office hours and [word rendered unreadable by tear in paper] times that we can arrange to work one-on-one on getting this paper where you'd be proud of the grade and wehre it needs to be. Please make an appointment and bring this paper along.

[Found in a computer station in the stacks of the local university's library; written on pink notepaper in a feminine script. The paper was torn into two uneven pieces and crushed into a ball, and the words "Fuck You" are scrawled in pencil in the top right-hand corner]
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Teenage Jesus chris is today's hero

"fuck you and your feminine script"

AND YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARDS- YES!
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