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Thing 1: Do you have any free time this weekend? Thing 2: Oh, yes. Most certainly. I have never paid a cent for towards time. Last time I checked it was all free. Thing 1: That is not what I meant. Do you have any time to spare over the next couple of days? Thing 2: Oh, of course not. Do not be silly. I do not own time so I could never spare you any... Thing 3: (With mild frustration) I think that what thing 1 is trying to ask you is if you have some extra time on Friday, Saturday and Sunday? Thing 2: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I have exactly as much time as I ought to. 72 hours spread over those 3 days. No more no less. I do not have a 73rd hour. Thing 1: (shouting) Grrrr!!! What I am trying to ask is if your help with my moving from my apartment is available to me over this weekend? Thing 2: Well, why didn't you say so? Nope.... |
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