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phil
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I noticed a few people on this blather thing have been having some "anger management issues", if you need help, or are in search of someone who will listen. Well for shizel, I am here.
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becclebee
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(what's a shizel?)
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phil
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I am about to lose it, I can't admit anything to anyone. I can't decide, I can't see, I have fallen off the edge.
No friends, no company, no parents, no hate, no love. I thought it would always be a real struggle, I never thought it would come to this.
Hook me with some medication, I'm down on being up.
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phil
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Dear phil,
It sounds to me like what you need is perhaps a few downers, and a relaxation tape.
You might try finding a career is physical labor.
Your horoscope for today:
Don't go out shopping
lucky numbers:
6, 7, 5 and 0
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possessed angel
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I have issues.
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phil
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Which magazines?
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phil2
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i have an inferiority complex when i meet people with my name that are funnier than me
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phil
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True comedians are rare.
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Instead of showing off, show on..
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When they come to arrest you slip into a coma either by strangling yourself or getting hit on the head.
It is never to late to show off your coma, there will be many opportunites while in the rear of the patrol vehicle.
Let that door handle know it can kick your ass. Telling jokes to it might help.
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I spend most of the day just squirming
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Believe me, I look up to you for having an inferiority complex.
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Feeling I've accomplished something doesn't mean it's better than, or up to par with, anyone else, it just means I am willing to make it better.
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Every conversation I've had with my dad: pointless broken ramblings.
But a comedian. One who jokes about anything. That's the guy who made it possible to say things that seemed out beyond the edge.
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freakizh
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i killed my alter-ego.
i'm just me, without any mask.
what should i do now?
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phil
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talk to yourself.
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Strideo
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phil-
I've allways wanted to make authentic
native american pottery. Is this possible for me?
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Strideo
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. . . and what if tommorrow all my postings were gone?
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phil
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i occasionally feel an understanding with native american background
i think you could but you would have to understand them otherwise people will think you're a schmuck
it is at least worth trying, you might have to follow some of their paths.
2.nothing would happen to them
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phil
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ahem, footsteps.
if you see what I mean.
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phil
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place your physician
in a relaxing position
have a ball
take your pills
watch pricing
move around
come one
come all
have fun
come down
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