phil_attempts_to_hire_megalomaniac
phil
Are
you
ready
to
be
a
contender?
I
need
to
know
your
birth
date
.
Your
name
and
a
social
secrurity
number
.
How
much
schooling
have
you
endured?
Were
you
trained
by
anyone
before
?
What
are
you
doing
nowadays
,
how
much
did
you
get
paid
?
Give
me
some
names
,
go
take
a
shower
,
buy
some
nice
running
shoes
.
Be
here
5'o'clock
tomorrow
.
We'll
see
how
it
goes
.
You
can
get
started
fast
,
but
I
don't
do
advances
and
you'll
lose
your
pay
if
you
cause
any
trouble
.
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loivic triz
are
you
going
to
hire
him
or
give
him
his
astology
chart
?
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astrology
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andru235
wow
,
that
is
so
kind
of
you
,
phil
.
however
,
in
all
fairness
,
there
were
other
megalomaniacs
waiting
in
line
before
i
was
.
how
can
i
hope
to
become
an
excellent
megalomaniac
myself
if
i
eschew
the
rights
of
tenure enjoyed
by
my
superiors?
megalomaniacs
gotta
look
out
for
one
another
.
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...
lego maniac
true
megalomaniacs acknowledge
no
superiors
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andru235
doh
!
what
kind
of
megalomaniac
AM
i
?
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