pervert_friend
stork daddy
i've
got
a
friend
who's
not
the
type
you'd
take
on
family
feud.
the
category
would
be
"
someone
you
tip
on
a
vacation
"
and
he'd
say
something
like
"
hooker
.
wait
where
am
i
travelling
to
? korean
hooker
.
final
answer
"
i
have
another
friend
,
a
girl
this
time
,
who
is
also
interesting
.
i
remember
her
freshman
year
in
high
school
she
said
she
was
pure
because
she
only
had
slept
with
five
guys
.
she
said
that
these
days
that
was
practically
a
virgin
.
then
i
learned
that
it
had
been
all
five
guys
at
once
.
i
think
the
two
pervert
friends
should
date
.
i
think
the
date
would
go
a
little
something
like
this
...bar
at
closing
time
,
both
waking
up
groggy,
looking
at
each
other
and
exclaiming
at
the
same
time
..."you
put
a
roofie
in
my
drink
"
and
it'd
be
love
from
there
on
out
.
040208
...
your guardian angel
aha
!
this
is
the
woman
for
you
.
040210
...
hehehehe
Just
to
let
you
know
,
i
put
the
2nd
paragraph
on
lowbrow
( low_brow ?).
Hope
you
dont
mind
.
040210
...
stork daddy
so
my
pervert
friend
went
to
the
psychologist
who
asked
him
,
do
you
ever
have
inappropriate
sexual
fantasies
...and
had
to
repeat
the
question
because
my
friend
hadn't
been
paying
attention
because
he
was
too
busy
imagining
what
it
would
be
like
to
cover
the
psychologist
in
chocolate
pudding
and
copulate
with
her
while
she
held
a
picture
of
his
grandma
over
her
face
.
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