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| stork daddy |
if both of your parents had the strength of five gorillas and razor sharp claws...how come your dad wasn't able to fend off your mother when she ate him and then drifted out to sea? a cripple? i see. Did your maternal grandfather have facial hair? only on his back. you look like dirt! pretty dirt? you're pretty...pretty ugly...you're pretty...pretty stupid. uh...you're stupid. sorry, next time i'm born i'll request something pillows for shoulders. well i'm majoring in piracy, we took arrrghh 101 in the summer so we'd have a headstarts on the other scurby landlubbers...see...that's pirate talk...you're a landlubber...and i'm a seadog. Keep on the sunny side. |
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| akenbosche | of your MOM | 030119 |